Shaw “Thunder Loop II” Berber
Soft underfoot, loud under fireworks. Roll out this 12-foot beauty and enjoy free roman-candle fuse trim with every purchase. Rated to withstand minor surface burns and uncle behavior.
Only $2.19 / sq ft this week only!
Welcome to 1101 State St, where the sparks never stop flying. Hobart’s only store bold enough to sell roman candles and roll carpet in the same building.
💥 HOBART-HERALD SPECIAL 💥
Mention our ad in the Hobart Herald and get 10% off your entire purchase — or whatever’s left after the fireworks demo.
*Offer valid while supplies last, floor remains intact, and insurance coverage permits.
🧶 Carpet & Combustibles Specials 🧨
Mohawk “Smoke Trail” Plush
Deep pile, deeper meaning. Perfect for dens, basements, and emotionally charged firework displays. Comes with a complimentary bucket of sand for safety.
Buy 2 rooms, get a sparkler pack free.
Stainmaster “Inferno Pattern” Luxury Vinyl
Looks like tile, cleans like a dream, screams like a roman candle when stepped on too hard. Installation available (provided the shop is still standing).
Floor it for $1.79 / sq ft — while stock lasts!
Karastan “Evening Ember” Wool Blend
Imported class for the Hobart elite. Each roll blessed by the Fire Marshal.*
10% off with proof of home insurance.
*Blessing may be revoked at any time due to ongoing investigation.
⚠️ SAFETY NOTICE ⚠️
Due to last year’s “incident,” fireworks testing is no longer permitted in the flooring showroom. Please limit ignition to the parking lot or the embankment behind Civic Cleaners.
Violations may void both discounts and eyebrows.
Hours of Operation
Monday–Saturday: 10 AM – 6 PM
Sunday: Closed (except during active detonation)